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Product code: PIZ445 |
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Product name : PizzaPlant |
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Grow 'ready to harvest' Pizza |
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Under development but expected to be released to market soon is
the PizzaPlant. Developed from our association with GeneBiotrap
and their Spaghetti Tree product range, the pizza tree grows Pizza
as it's fruit. GM Biotech has so far managed only to grow single
slices but we are working on 12inch Deep Pan.
The Pizza Tree (patents pending) not only pools our and GeneBiotrap's
research but also brings on board the experience of one of our partners,
the nuclear power industry. Together we are nearing our ultimate
goal of the '3 minute pizza' Tree. Using small amounts of Plutonium
as fertilizer we have created not only a tree that grows pizza but
also microwaves it. Our product simply requires freezing and shipping.
We are currently researching a method of using CFCs from old fridges
to freeze the fruit on the tree, the exact method is currently secret.
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Product code: CHOC23 |
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Product name : ChocOx Bar |
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Chocolate biscuit bar plants. |
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Work combining coco plants, sugar beet, maize and willow trees
to create chocolate biscuit bars looked like coming to failure until
a minor industrial accident led to our test field being flooded
with aluminium oxide.
Problems with the chocolate coating melting on the fully developed
bars had led us to try many solutions including spraying with silver
paint but this proved cost ineffective.
The aluminium oxide flood however had an unexpected effect, the
trees absorbed the aluminium and protectively wrapped their fruit.
We are currently researching the exact time that the field needs
to be flooded to re-create this effect.
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Product code: SMS101 |
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Product name : Smoker |
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Self Smoking Salmon. |
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Currently undergoing final field trials and very close to market
is the Smoker. Developed with our partners in the cigarette
industry the salmon has been developed to literally smoke itself.
Our research discovered that a significant portion of the expense
of smoked salmon was in the smoking process, traditionally carried
out when the fish was dead. Our more efficient fish has been created
with the nicotine addiction gene. The animal is kept normally on
a fish farm but before death is offered a tube containing cigarette
smoke. The nicotine craving causes the fish to deeply breathe the
smoke and become self-smoked.
Customers should be aware that this product may suffer mood swings.
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Product code: KILCID1/2 |
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Product group : MyFriendly |
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Friendly Pets. |
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By modifing the gene that controls aggression GM Biotech have created
a new range of pets for children. So far there are two products
in this range - MyFriendlyLion and MyFriendlyWolf.
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